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Song Parodies -> "All the Hair She Shed"

Original Song Title:

"All the Things She Said"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"All the Hair She Shed"

Parody Written by:

Bryan Pardue

The Lyrics

If you suffer from allergies, this might be the problem...
All the hair she shed, all the hair she shed
Get the Sudafed, get the Sudafed, get the Sudafed
All the hair she shed, all the hair she shed
Get the Sudafed, get the Sudafed, all the hair she shed
That won't be enough, that won't be enough

Verse 1:
Come and help me
I feel totally clogged
Yes, I'm asking for help
But it's only because
These allergies
My watering eyes
Make me bump into walls
I'm totally blind
I keep asking around
For a Kleenex you see
I try closing my eyes
But you can't block a sneeze
Never wanted a dog
Just a hairless kitty
Now I'm stuck with this mutt
And I'm crying a sea (ECHO 1x)

(Repeat Chorus)

Verse 2:
And I'm all mixed up
Gotta drug me to sleep
They say it's my fault
That we've got all these fleas
Wanna go run away
Get away from the pain
This foggy head's
Driving me insane
When you stop and stare
Don't pity me
Cause I'm feeling it now
From the sun and the heat
I'm talking all weird
My pillow is wet
And it's driving me mad
Going out of my head

(Repeat Chorus)

Mother, looking at me
Tell me what do you see
Is it really bad
Daddy, looking at me
Tell me what do you see
Now I'm getting mad

(Repeat Chorus)

All the hair she shed (ECHO 3x)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 26

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Michael Pacholek - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Whatever happened to Sinead O'Connor, anyway?
pj - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
ok the lyrics werent that good, but the title mde me laugh.
Completely Anonymous - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I've been seriously thinking about making my OWN parody site with only my OWN parodies, then after reading "School Lunch" I looked at the rhyming and the way the words just...flowed, and I'm thinking, "Why doesn't this guy make his own site??"
Burger Queens - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
It was funny BUT alot of the words are the same as the real song. tut tut tut.

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