I pick all my words to be a little too snarky
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit nasty
When I have to do chores,I always get a bit lazy
Can't change the way I am
Snarky nasty lazy me

I'm the kind of guy that girls don't like
I'm the kind that life denied
I'm the kind that your momma and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like
I may seem uninterested,but that's only because the world doesn't
Faze me at all,I just wanna spend all of my days in my bed

I can't define my political views,or my sexuality
I'm a 180 to the stereotype guys like playing sports and get into girl's pants

I pick all my words to be a little too snarky
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit nasty
When I have to do chores,I always get a bit lazy
Can't change the way I am
Snarky nasty lazy me

My mouth take a rest everyday
I always snark with the things I say
I was always the kid in school who used sarcasm as a defense mechanism-ay[wtf?!]
And when it came to the girls and me
Until they find out my true personality,they think my mysteriousness is sexy

I can't define my religion,or my sexuality
I'm a 180 to the stereotype guys like playing games and checking porn on the Internet

I pick all my words to be a little too snarky
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit nasty
When I have to do chores,I always get a bit lazy
Can't change the way I am
Snarky nasty lazy me

(2x)
Snarky snarky snarky
Nasty nasty nasty
Lazy lazy lazy me

I can't figure out why I have such a crappy personality
I'm a 180 to the stereotype guys think about girls and sex pretty much the entire day

I pick all my words to be a little too snarky
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit nasty
When I have to do chores,I always get a bit lazy
Can't change the way I am
Snarky nasty lazy me

I like TV shows that are often scary
Unlike other boys,I like listening to parodies
I'd like all of my days to spend with lots of resting
Can't change the way I am
Snarky nasty lazy me

I pick my words to be snarky
Just like my thoughts,a bit nasty
If I have to do work...lazy
Can't change...I am
Snarky nasty lazy me