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Song Parodies -> "C.H.A.V"
Original Song Title:
"B.Y.O.B"
Original Performer:
System Of A Down
Parody Song Title:
"C.H.A.V"
Parody Written by:
The Heretic
The Lyrics
a british phenomenon. if u know anything about chav's please tell me what you do know.
Whats with all the burberry caps!!!
Rockport Trainers, cheap tracksuit ,
fake golden rings,
cheap tesco's own brand cider,
and all that worthless 'bling'
'hanging' around at the bus stop,
waiting too mug old women,
drinking home brand pepsi max,
popping E's!
they pretend that they're all hardo's
yet they run away when you look at them,
y'wot 'y'wot y'wotu' y'wot, ooooh
everybodys flashing, all the gear,
they stole from the store,
but you know that theyll be going back for more
they all have real low standards,
a meal out is a drive thru,
if you look at them the wrong way
they will 'bang' you.
see them round the supermart,
bul-ging shirts!
their idea of exotic food,
is sweet and sour balls from the chinky.
y'wot y'wot y'wot ywot, ooooooh
anybody going in to town after half past six,
better take with them a load of sharpened sticks,
(repeat)
Cast offs!
they vandalise!
so we all live in a chavish nation,
cast offs!
they vandalise!
so lock your doors and windows,
lock ,
your doors,
and windows
lock
your doors
and windows,
why cant they just bugger off?,
whats with all the burberry caps,
why cant they just bugger off?
whats with all the burberry caps?
whats with all the burberry caps?
whats with all the burberry caps?
hangin around at the bus stop,
waiting to mug old women,
drinking own brand pepsi max,
popping E's!
they pretend their all hardo's
but they run away when you look at them.
y'wot y'wot y'wot y'wot oooooh
anybody going to the town after half past six,
better take with them a load of sharpened sticks.
(repeat)
lock,
your doors,
and windows
lock,
your doors,
and windows,
why cant they just bugger off,
whats with all the burberry caps,
why cant they just bugger off,
whats with all the burberry caps.
whats with,
the stupid sodding caps
whats with,
the stupid sodding caps
the stupid sodding caps,
the stupid sodding caps!
Rockport Trainers, cheap tracksuit ,
fake golden rings,
cheap tesco's own brand cider,
and all that worthless 'bling'
'hanging' around at the bus stop,
waiting too mug old women,
drinking home brand pepsi max,
popping E's!
they pretend that they're all hardo's
yet they run away when you look at them,
y'wot 'y'wot y'wotu' y'wot, ooooh
everybodys flashing, all the gear,
they stole from the store,
but you know that theyll be going back for more
they all have real low standards,
a meal out is a drive thru,
if you look at them the wrong way
they will 'bang' you.
see them round the supermart,
bul-ging shirts!
their idea of exotic food,
is sweet and sour balls from the chinky.
y'wot y'wot y'wot ywot, ooooooh
anybody going in to town after half past six,
better take with them a load of sharpened sticks,
(repeat)
Cast offs!
they vandalise!
so we all live in a chavish nation,
cast offs!
they vandalise!
so lock your doors and windows,
lock ,
your doors,
and windows
lock
your doors
and windows,
why cant they just bugger off?,
whats with all the burberry caps,
why cant they just bugger off?
whats with all the burberry caps?
whats with all the burberry caps?
whats with all the burberry caps?
hangin around at the bus stop,
waiting to mug old women,
drinking own brand pepsi max,
popping E's!
they pretend their all hardo's
but they run away when you look at them.
y'wot y'wot y'wot y'wot oooooh
anybody going to the town after half past six,
better take with them a load of sharpened sticks.
(repeat)
lock,
your doors,
and windows
lock,
your doors,
and windows,
why cant they just bugger off,
whats with all the burberry caps,
why cant they just bugger off,
whats with all the burberry caps.
whats with,
the stupid sodding caps
whats with,
the stupid sodding caps
the stupid sodding caps,
the stupid sodding caps!
..phew.....( i may have missed some. sorry)
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lmao this is funny!! i h8 chavs they shoul all be hung
did i miss any traits?
Great anti-Chav song!
whats a chav????
Pacing seems off. 444.
Brilliant original and a brilliant parody. DOWN WITH CHAVS! UP WITH SOAD!
LMFAO this is awesome keep it up dude
who or what the hell is chav?
Dont dis chavs u gay bell ender get a life !!!!CHAVS RULE!!!!
eres ryt dats fukkin bollx im a chav ryt nd ur jst dikeds i avnt got a sgle pece of fake gold u fukkas
dnt dis us chavs
cool
LOL i love b.y.o.b. but i love this one just as much this is a very good parody
wAZ UP LYK
Dont dis chavs we rock and we r not all u think we r
am a chav av got class mess wif me and ill kick ya ass
I have studied chavs and their strange sad behaivour. I have found out that most chavs ride girls bikes! This is because they are either stolen or they belong to their little sisters! I have gone through a lot finding this out. (Is a broken nose enough for you!!!) So please put this on the website.
If we aint so 'ard. Den y ya gotta be bringin a load 'o sharpened sticks wit ya. Well. Cause u kno u'll get sliced if ya try anythin.
Chavs are not all as dumb as you think as well. Some Chavs are actually quite smart. Such as myself. But it is because we are smart, that we have the choice for how we should act. If i were dumb; then yes perhaps i should re-think my ideals. But i don't have to. Because i have earned my right to do as i please.
My boyfriend is a chav nd he is cool smart and funny, if you think were a puffs go up to and say it and se what that does to u. And we are not dumb me nd my boyfriend nd his bro r in set 2 for every lesson at school.
chav all the way brapppp brappp
ere man if we are so soft why dont u come say it to are face you creep just cause we av fun and we ent sad slashers like u black horribal grave yard lovers u ent got a life just cut up all day chavz rule and are yeah a forgot get ya heir cut we ent diffz or nawt like that if we chavz what the hell are u a loser thats what u get picket on everywere u gan couse u a proper devil lover naw gan see ya lass before she cuts up and hangs hir self ha ha ha ha from molly true chav all de way wicked
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