Song Parodies -> "P.C.M.P.(Pop Crap Must Perish)"

Original Song Title:

"B.Y.O.B.(Bring Your Own Bomb)"

Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"P.C.M.P.(Pop Crap Must Perish)"

Parody Written by:

Hitman Feline X

The Lyrics

About the pop crap that's always playing on radio stations, MTV, and VH1 such as Jesse McCartney. *gags*

Why do they always play this crap?

Britney Spears is a moron
She cannot sing
'She's No You' is so annoying
Jesse, would you shut up!
Marching forward more pop singers
Come to torture goths and punks
They depend that we will like this
But we listen to Static-X and KoRn!
Lalalalalalalalala....

Everybody's going to the mosh pit
Have a real good time
Escaping this pop crap
So they do not get brainwashed

All this pop crap is still playing
Why can we not shut them up?
Little kids could listen to heavy metal, too
Goths and punks hide in their rooms
Crying, "STOP THIS!!!!"
Going to the rock concerts
Still we listen to System of a Down
Lalalalalalalalalala.....

Everybody's going to the mosh pit
Have a real good time
Escaping this pop crap
So they do not get brainwashed
Everybody's going to the mosh pit
Have a real good time
Escaping this pop crap
So they do not get brainwashed

Blast it!
This crap must stop!
And perish in so many bright flames!
Blast it!
This crap must stop!
And why can't they shut up?
Why can't they shut up?
Why can't they shut up?
Why'd these people green-light this junk?
Why do they always play this crap?
Why'd these people green-light this junk?
Why do they always play this crap?
Why do they always play this crap?
Why do they always play this crap?
Why do they always play this crap?

All this pop crap is still playing
Why can we not shut them up?
Little kids could listen to heavy metal, too
Goths and punks hide in their rooms
Crying, "STOP THIS!!!!"
Going to the rock concerts
Still we listen to Disturbed and Green Day!
Lalalaalalalalalala....

Everybody's going to the mosh pit
Have a real good time
Escaping this pop crap
So they do not get brainwashed
Everybody's going to the mosh pit
Have a real good time
Escaping this pop crap
So they do not get brain-

Why can't they shut up?
Why can't they shut up?
Why'd these people green-light this junk?
Why do they always play this crap?
Why'd these people green-light this junk?
Why do they always play this crap?
Why do they always play this crap?
Why do they always play this crap?
Why do they always play this crap?
Why do they always play this crap?
Why do they always play this crap?
They always play this crap!
They always play this crap!

Copyrighted Hitman Feline X, 2005. (Linkin Park and Evanescene also rock, but they couldn't fit. Oh well.)

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lorents - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Greenday is pop.. And they only do it for the money.. But the rest of the song rocks ;-D

Jonathan C. - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment

At least Green Day's pop is better than Britney's "rock" (as in rockin' in someone's bed. Hahaha!).

Red Ant - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment

I very much agree with this.

sexyfun - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment

brittany spears does sux (u can take that any way u want!)so i agree with the song

Yet Another Dutchman - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Straight fours, HFX. I think it's safe to assume, though, that, in 2005 AD, pop is cramped on its seat in the charts by neo-urban (crunk, gangsta rap). While this urban genre is being poisoned by the mainstream, rock keeps clear and pure. Let's not go back to the 80s, when fake rock dominated the charts (Europe, anyone? Bon Jovi's later albums?)

Hitman Feline X - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Heh. I'd thought I'd get all flames for this....

Hitman Feline X - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks for the compliments. :)

Agrimorfee - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Though I'm not too familiar with this tune, I could see SOAD doing this. Funny self-reference to SOAD in the middle. 545

Hitman Feline X - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment

You know, Korn is no different from all the other crappy "artists" today! But I still like it. 454

______________________ - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment

the parody's okay, and I DEFINATELY agree w/ everything in this song.

Ned Riley - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment

God, everything in this song is so true, even though I haven't heard enough Static-X and Korn to like them.

Weasel - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment

This Is Really The Truth!!!!PoP Does Suck Ass!!!!

mr. blank - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment

not one person has left a coment this year so i will leave another!!!!!!!!

mr. blank - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment

pop sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZiggyAxe - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment

punks and goths rebel against the pop!!! this song cannot lie.

daniel (aka mr.blank) - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment

hell yea!!!!!!!!!! i am not goth or punk but pop is crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glenn rousseau - August 09, 2009 - Report this comment

When hip-hop singers say they "rock out",they don't mean"rock out",they mean somthin else(also,THNX 4 MENTIONIN DISTURBED,GREEN DAY(Green day is sub-pop)AND S.O.A.D! WOULDA BEEN NICE IF U MENTIOND SLIPKNOT,THOUGH!

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