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Song Parodies -> "Diet Coke"

Original Song Title:

"Cigaro"

Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"Diet Coke"

Parody Written by:

Gerry

The Lyrics

My drink is much bigger than yours
My drink can walk right through the door
With a taste thats so pure
Its got you screaming back for more

Cool, in denial
We're the cool regulators drinking Diet Coke, Diet Coke
Cool, from the Nile
We're the cool regulators drinking Diet Coke Diet Coke

My glass holds much more Coke than yours
My glass can hold the right amount
With the ice its so pure
Its got you screaming back for

Cool, in denial
We're the cool regulators drinking Diet Coke, Diet Coke
Cool, in the Nile
We're the cool regulators drinking Diet Coke, Diet Coke

Can't you see that you love the Coke
lalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Can't you see that I love the Coke
alalallalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Cant you see that we love the Coke
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

We're the regulators, that deregulate
How much Coke is put into a single glass
We're the propegators of all Diet Coke
When the lack of Coke became the enemy

Cool, in denial
We're the cool regulators drinking Diet Coke, Diet Coke
Cool, from the Nile
We're the cool regulators drinking Diet Coke Diet Coke

My drink is much bigger than yours
My drink can walk right through the door
With a taste thats so pure
Its got you screaming back for more
Doent make sense, but hey neither does the original really

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