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Song Parodies -> "French Toast(how to make/short version)"
Original Song Title:
"Chop Suey"
(MP3)Original Performer:
System of a Down
Parody Song Title:
"French Toast(how to make/short version)"
Parody Written by:
Rocky
The Lyrics
It may not be very funny, but at least you learn how to make French toast!
Wake up!
you wanna make french toast so you can take a.
couple piece' of bread and crack an egga(couple piece of bread and crack an egga)
crack it in a bowl and not the table
throw away the eggshells if you're able
then grab a spoon
scramble eggy with it grab the sugar
a lil' do
grab a stick of butter add vanilla
a drop or two
cinnamon will do if it won't kill ya
it's up to you
Dip bread in it once
each, side
put butter in pan then fry
fry, fry
'til golden brown on each side.
you wanna make french toast so you can take a.
couple piece' of bread and crack an egga(couple piece of bread and crack an egga)
crack it in a bowl and not the table
throw away the eggshells if you're able
then grab a spoon
scramble eggy with it grab the sugar
a lil' do
grab a stick of butter add vanilla
a drop or two
cinnamon will do if it won't kill ya
it's up to you
Dip bread in it once
each, side
put butter in pan then fry
fry, fry
'til golden brown on each side.
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