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Song Parodies -> "Hong Kong Phooey"
Original Song Title:
"Chop Suey"
(MP3)Original Performer:
System Of A Down
Parody Song Title:
"Hong Kong Phooey"
Parody Written by:
Van S A'Parody
The Lyrics
(Disclaimer:- it's just a comedy name - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended...that I'm NOT one of "them"!)
He's a
janitor, the mildest of a manner
Drop the mop & leap into some action
(drop the mop & leap into some...)
Spot'll have to bash the filing cabinet
Now go Hong Kong Phooey chop a baddie
You want him to
Janitor, the mildest of a manner
You want him to
Drop the mop & leap into some action
You want him to
Spot & Hong Kong Phooey chop a baddie
You want 'em to
I can see you must
rely, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye
He's a
janitor, the mildest of a manner
Drop the mop & leap into some...
(drop the mop & leap into some...)
Spot'll have to bash the filing cabinet
Now go Hong Kong Phooey chop a baddie
You want him to
Janitor, the mildest of a manner
You want him to
Drop the mop & leap into some action
You want him to
Spot & Hong Kong Phooey chop a baddie
You want 'em to
I can see you must
rely, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye
Rely, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye
Sargent (Sargent) Sargent (Sargent)
Sargent (Sargent) Sargent (Sargent)
Sarge, into your hands, I hand over baddies
Sarge, into your hands
I leapt into action, and
with Spot's help & Kung Fu tricks
Apprehended baddies, with
a Hong Kong Phooey chop, me, oh
Trust in me, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye
Rely, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye
janitor, the mildest of a manner
Drop the mop & leap into some action
(drop the mop & leap into some...)
Spot'll have to bash the filing cabinet
Now go Hong Kong Phooey chop a baddie
You want him to
Janitor, the mildest of a manner
You want him to
Drop the mop & leap into some action
You want him to
Spot & Hong Kong Phooey chop a baddie
You want 'em to
I can see you must
rely, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye
He's a
janitor, the mildest of a manner
Drop the mop & leap into some...
(drop the mop & leap into some...)
Spot'll have to bash the filing cabinet
Now go Hong Kong Phooey chop a baddie
You want him to
Janitor, the mildest of a manner
You want him to
Drop the mop & leap into some action
You want him to
Spot & Hong Kong Phooey chop a baddie
You want 'em to
I can see you must
rely, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye
Rely, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye
Sargent (Sargent) Sargent (Sargent)
Sargent (Sargent) Sargent (Sargent)
Sarge, into your hands, I hand over baddies
Sarge, into your hands
I leapt into action, and
with Spot's help & Kung Fu tricks
Apprehended baddies, with
a Hong Kong Phooey chop, me, oh
Trust in me, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye
Rely, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye
(4.4.20) Since 2018, the UK music buying public have made their Xmas #1 a 5th consecutive parody (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!
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