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Song Parodies -> "Hong Kong Phooey"

Original Song Title:

"Chop Suey"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

System Of A Down

Parody Song Title:

"Hong Kong Phooey"

Parody Written by:

Rik Goldsmith

The Lyrics

Who remembers this great cartoon caper from the 70's?!! Keep up with the original song, if you can!
He's a
janitor, the mildest of a manner
Drop the mop & leap into some action
(drop the mop & leap into some...)
Spot'll have to bash the filing cabinet
Now go Hong Kong Phooey chop a baddie

You want him to
Janitor, the mildest of a manner
You want him to
Drop the mop & leap into some action
You want him to
Spot & Hong Kong Phooey chop a baddie
You want 'em to

I can see you must
rely, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye

He's a
janitor, the mildest of a manner
Drop the mop & leap into some...
(drop the mop & leap into some...)
Spot'll have to bash the filing cabinet
Now go Hong Kong Phooey chop a baddie

You want him to
Janitor, the mildest of a manner
You want him to
Drop the mop & leap into some action
You want him to
Spot & Hong Kong Phooey chop a baddie
You want 'em to

I can see you must
rely, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye
Rely, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye

Sargent (Sargent) Sargent (Sargent)
Sargent (Sargent) Sargent (Sargent)
Sarge, into your hands, I hand over baddies
Sarge, into your hands
I leapt into action, and
with Spot's help & Kung Fu tricks
Apprehended baddies, with
a Hong Kong Phooey chop, me, oh

Trust in me, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye
Rely, hero behind the mask
Rely, quicker than the human eye
© 2020 R W Goldsmith (4.4.20)

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