Song Parodies -> Horror Movies
| Original Song Title: | "Meant To Live" |
| Original Performer: | Switchfoot |
| Parody Song Title: | "Horror Movies" |
| Parody Written by: | Josh Bain |
For movie goers everywhere.
Stumbling after naughty girls,
Who do it before marriage with a guy.
Hoping that he's gonna make them pay,
so that his mother's satisfied.
Chorus: We were meant to live for so much gore,
But we lost ourselves,
somewhere in the eighties.
Somewhere lost in time.
(Repeat)
Dreaming about Freddy Krueger,
worried that he'll cut him with his knives.
Maybe we've been living to have our minds broken,
by all of these horror movies.
Chorus
Want more gore than this world's got to offer?
We want death and violence for our profits.
Want more gore than the wars of our fathers?
Every single mind,
screams to see them die.
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah!
Chorus
Who do it before marriage with a guy.
Hoping that he's gonna make them pay,
so that his mother's satisfied.
Chorus: We were meant to live for so much gore,
But we lost ourselves,
somewhere in the eighties.
Somewhere lost in time.
(Repeat)
Dreaming about Freddy Krueger,
worried that he'll cut him with his knives.
Maybe we've been living to have our minds broken,
by all of these horror movies.
Chorus
Want more gore than this world's got to offer?
We want death and violence for our profits.
Want more gore than the wars of our fathers?
Every single mind,
screams to see them die.
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah!
Chorus
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Do you think this is funny? It's not. Horror movies are stupid, overly-violent pieces of $h!t only war-hawks go to see them. GET A FRIGGIN' LIFE!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Thanks for the good laugh my overzealous, fanatically religious friend.
Parodying a Christian song is one thing: It's another to turn it into a sick tribute to a sicker sicker subject. If you want to see how to do a parody-of-a-Christian-song RIGHT, go to the parody search and put in the Parody Song Title, "Can Sue Me".
Jonathan S. you are truly a douche bag. GFY a hole
Meh...
Pretty good.
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