Song Parodies -> "Dare You To Jump"

Original Song Title:

"Dare You To Move"

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Original Performer:

"Dare You To Jump"

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The Lyrics

This goes out to all you who "attempt" to commit suicide. There's no such thing as "attempting," JUST DO IT. Stop feeling sorry for yourselves and don't expect anyone else to feel sorry for you either.

Welcome to self pity
Welcome to your death wish
No one here cares
No one here cares
Everybody's cheering you on
Everybody wants you to drown
Take your last step
Take your last step

[Chorus]
I dare you to jump
I dare you to jump
I dare you to throw yourself off of the bridge
I dare you to jump
I dare you to jump
'Cause no one feels sorry
No one feels sorry for you

Welcome to the fall down
Welcome to your last breath
The water is there
Water is there
Everybody wants to take a picture
We couldn't care less about your future- Yeah

[Chorus]
I dare you to jump
I dare you to jump
I dare you to throw yourself into the air
I dare you to jump
I dare you to jump
'Cause your life doesn't matter
Your life doesn't matter

You say your life has been nothing but hell
So tell me why are you standing here still
Go ahead jump it'll be such a thrill
You're taking too long
You're taking too long
Why won't you just die

[Chorus]
I dare you to jump
I dare you to jump
I dare you to throw yourself, throw yourself off of the bridge
I dare you to jump
I dare you to jump
'Cause the world doesn't need you
Your life doesn't matter
No one feels sorry
No one feels sorry for you

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Christian - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment

I disagree here. There are fine, caring people that believe in the sanctity of life, even for suicide baiting lowlifes like you. If I were in Switchfoot, I'd sue for damages.

Daniel - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment

It's about time somebody realizes that a true suicidal person would just get it over with. Suicidal people should get a life and stop trying to get attention. They are lowlifes themselves who obviously are not caring or fine people and don't believe in the sanctity of life, otherwise they would stop feeling sorry for themselves and appreciate the lives they've been given. Good for you, Kit Kat. Good for you!

girl - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment

umm this song is physcho!! yah!

lori - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment

i know it's just supposed to be ironic, but this song still made me sad.

Sucidial person - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Daniel--you know not what you speak. Suicide is something you clearly don't understand. As someone who has been there, it's not always about attention--we don't want to live. . .I hate life, I just can't ever finish with killing myself. I realize for you it's hard to fanthem why someone would want to be dead, but not all of us have life as well off as you. . .I am suicidal, but my thoughts are not when I'm around a lot of people, my struggles with suicide take place when no one else is around--it's not about attention. . .the only reason I haven't done it is because a small part of me still believes God exists and maybe someday he will save me, but then most of me doesn't believe in God and I know you may not understand that but don't pretend to know about Suicide, or say we should just get a life. . .It's people like you who drive people to suicide. . .which brings me to say---Suicide, like Peadfilia and Death itself, should not be joked about. . . 5-1-1

Huh? - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment

So, basically, you are telling people to kill themselves. That is just sad. You're taking a Christian band's song and using to tell people who "attempt" suicide to commit it. Why would you do that instead of encouraging people NOT to hurt/try to hurt themselves. Unless you or someone you know had suicidal thoughts or your life is full of problems, you had no good reason to post this on the web. This is pretty psychotic if you ask me.

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