-> "Almost Dead (Going Unfed)"
Original Song Title:
"Over my Head (Better off Dead)"
Parody Song Title:
"Almost Dead (Going Unfed)"
Parody Written by:
Moneyman12
The Lyrics
What happened to you?
I can see your rib cage because you're so thin now.
This look is really new
I can surely see your spine when you try to bow.
I really can't
Make sense of this diet you got in
I'm not sure you can be so thin
I'm bawling, I'm bawling!
Now you're almost dead, Get off those (diet) meds,
You're turning red, You're going unfed!
Now just chew, on that new crew
This anorexia's getting to you!
It puts to concern, ma'am
How you look to me like I don't know 'bout crash diets
I guess you never heard about weight regain programs
They'll see you and start riots
And if you had to say good bye to South Beach,
It puts further weight loss outta reach
I'm bawling,
I'm bawling...
Now you're almost dead, Get off those (diet) meds,
You're turning red, You're going unfed!
Now just chew, on that new crew
This anorexia's getting to you!
This came a page before your overweight stage,
You're going to live a nightmare
You weigh 0 pounds on the scale,
You're seriously thin as a nail!
You better really pig out on King Size Reeses,
Pig out on McDonald's and King Size Reeses!
Now you're almost dead, Get off those (diet) meds,
You're turning red, You're going unfed!
Now just chew, on that new crew
This anorexia's getting to you!
Almost Dead, Going Unfed
Almost Dead, Going Unfed
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