My keys have just fallen
I'm stopping and crawling
I've lost that darn keychain again
On the chain there was a cup
And the logo 7up
I'll check the car this one more time

Maybe I'm just trying too hard
When really in Heaven it's with my Mastercard

(Chorus x2)
Cuz I lost my keys
That I was trying to keep
I should know in my head
Which sofa they are under

Sofa they are under


Seems like each time I lose them I lose my mind
"Hey maybe they're in the salad on my plate?"
Now don't start to complain
I know I'm driving you insane
"Well, maybe they're still in the gate?"

Maybe I'm just trying to hard
When really in Heaven it's with my Mastercard

(Chorus x2)
Sofa they are under
Sofa they are under


I just sit back and wonder if
You found my keys before I did
And I sit more, and I think more
I was damn right, you found them in the front door

But believe me, it's not easy
It just seems that I always end up

Losing my keys
That I keep tryin' to keep
I keep losing my head
"Which sofa are they under?"
Losing my keys
That I keep tryin' to keep
I keep losing my head
"Which sofa are they under?"
"Which sofa are they under?"
"Which sofa are they under?"

"Which sofa are they under again?"
"Which sofa are under?"
"Which sofa are they under again?"
"Which sofa are they under again?"