they say that pimpin' aint easy, but then again, blind dating isnt a walk in the park either, any way this is our first parody together, and i flat out love it. Peace --- Ghetto John & Shelly Gal


[Chorus:]
why are we blind dating
our matchmaker we're just hating
cant find a good woman
and Shell cant find a good man

[Ghetto John]
drop dead
is what my last date said
that girl made me a broken man
wont date the girls of our nation
i like the girls who are Asian

[ShellyGal]
These eyes
Have seen no decent men
Just guys, that have a nasty scent, man
Tell me what should I do
I'm tired of scrubs, are you?

[Chorus:]
why are we blind dating
our matchmaker we're just hating
cant find a good woman
and Shell cant find a good man

[Ghetto John]
friday nights
at karaoke
We're the first ones to jump in line
Outta tune is how she was singing
hit in my head, now im bleeding

[Shelly Gal]
How bad
Is my fate
It's not easy to have a good blind date
I'm tellin' you, this ain't fun
I'd say it's time, to run

[Chorus]
why are we blind dating
our matchmaker we're just hating
cant find a good woman
and Shell cant find a good man

[Ghetto John]
i cant wait forever
God, send someone better
im always alone
got dusty shelves
all my dates blow
and they are worthless to me so

[Shelly Gal]
What have you done
Settin' me up with Frankenstein's son
This can't be real
I don't know what to feel now

[Chorus]
why are we blind dating
our matchmaker we're just hating
cant find a good woman
and Shell cant find a good man

[Shelly Gal]
So why am I, blind dating
My matchmaker I'm just hating

[Ghetto John]
im going spring breaking
to find a girl for me