Never The Less
We Made A Mess Of The Occasion
It's September Eleventh And
We're In An Awkward Situation
No Normal TV So
You Cant Change The Station
We All Know Osama's
True Place For Destruction
Well, T'was A Disaster
He's An Evil Bastard
Sent Us A Tape
Of Americans Gettin Murdered
No Matter Bout The Money
They Need A Useful Resource
They're Spreading All The News
Of The Pentagon
So They're All South
Osama's Hiding In A Cave
The Shouts Of Dying Soldiers
Are The Sounds They Crave
It's True America's Not At All South
Not In Our Right Mind
To Put A Bomb In His Mouth
Canada On Top
We Have Less Fury
Peacemakers There Is No Hurry
Woke Up That Morning
And Felt Like Bacon
He's Used To The Sun
But Osama's Shaking!

No Need For A Hassle
But We Put It On The Air
Sending Out Some Letters
To The People That Care
Beach, Sand And Rock
To The Afghan Army
Our Soldier's Just Left
A Grade School Party
So We Beat The Heat
But We Can't Find Him
It's Time To Find
Bin Laden
But We Search Passengers
Even When They White
Cause We're The People That
Kill Terrorists
Wish We Had A Burger And Fries
And A Glass Of Water Is A Feast For Eyes
No Drinking Underage
Or Pyros On Stage
Nor Good Rock And Roll
We Do It For The Wages
CNN And It's Mind Control
Are Produced While Eating
From Our Cereal Bowls
No Afghans Are In Heaven
# 6 They Roll
That Old Man Is
A Coward

There Is A Lot Of Shit But One Thing's Clear
We'd Be Better Off Trying To Disappear
The Death Count Is Nowhere Near
The Amount Of Minutes Since Last Year
So Take A Look To The Point
To The Point He's Making
Under His Feet The Ground Is Shaking
So It's Gone Out Of Hand This Is True
Bin Laden Is To Blame For The Death Of Two
So We See (See)
Why?
Osama Must Die!
He Is Better Than Me
Not Your Average Guy
So We Stick To The Art Of Kung Fu (NOT!)
If It Worked We Would Bust His Face In
He's From Down Under
And Not Sydney
We Must Fight Hard
Cause You're Better Than Me
So The Knife Stuck In The Dirt
We're Grabbin It
It's Not Something You Live Down
Ah Shit!