Verse 1: Today, I’m here
It’s too late
Cuz I have lost my passport
Been gone, too long
Bummed out, cuz I am stranded en Sucre

Verse 2: Next day, still here
Not clear
Where the heck my passport is
My Mrs., is so distant
My flier miles don’t make no difference

Hook: Everybody’s saying bad things about the TSA
Everybody is not stuck here for twelve days
Everybody’s saying bad things about the TSA
But they get to fly away

Chorus: Stuck in Bolivia
Stuck in Bolivia
Stranded in Bolivia
Stuck in Bolivia

NO!

Verse 3: Today, eighth day
At least, people know they are safe
One way to shake this place that I can’t escape

Hook: Everybody’s saying bad things about the TSA
Everybody is not stuck here for twelve days
Everybody’s saying bad things about the TSA
But I’m still tryin’ to escape

Chorus: Stuck in Bolivia
Stuck in Bolivia
Stranded in Bolivia
Stuck in Bolivia

Today, No way!

Hook: Everybody’s saying bad things about the TSA
Everybody is not stuck here for twelve days
Everybody’s saying bad things about the TSA
All I ever wanted was to go away

Chorus: Stuck in Bolivia
Stuck in Bolivia
Stranded in Bolivia
Stuck in Bolivia

Go away, go away, go away, go away
(Just wanna leave Bolivia)

Today, tenth day