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Song Parodies -> "Five Pound"
Original Song Title:
"Round Round"
Original Performer:
Sugababes
Parody Song Title:
"Five Pound"
Parody Written by:
Dumb Ass Kid
The Lyrics
I'm skint!
Five pound baby
Five pound
Why can't things be free
I ain't got no money
I need cash for free
I'll spend and lend 'til i'm round the bend
I just need some money
Until Monday when i get
Pounds baby
Five pounds
Nothing comes for free
Friends all got money won't give none to me
When you stare at my clothes
You'll notice that they're rags
Can't afford a nikey shirt
So I had to lend my dad's
Can you lend me some money
I swear i'll pay you back
Coz our waters been cut off
And i'm paying council tax
Council hate me
So they make me
Pay them money
For my old TV
Now i've got none
And they're angry
Can't they leave me
Until Sunday?
Uh-Oh
Got no
Ten pounds baby
Ten pounds
Just to pay my bills
I must pay them soon
Or else i'll get killed
No gas no heat until I pay up
So I need the money if you've got it then i'll pay
All these bills are getting to high now
They just keep coming and i've paid ten pounds
It's not alright
No electric tonight
'Coz it's gone
Tax is coming
Got no woman
Can't pay the bills for me
(I am really worrying, coz all my money's in her bank)
Lent the cash off all my mates
But now they're loaning no more
(Can you help me
Can you help me
Can you help me
Can you lend me)
Ten pounds baby
Ten pounds
Won't ask for no more
Then i'll have light for 3 days or 4
Please loan don't moan this'll be the last
I just need some money then I swear i'll pay you back
Soon baby
Real soon
Pay you back next week
I just need some cash 'coz my future's bleak
No jokes, nice bloke that good friend of mine
And i've leant but spent so i'll ask him one last time
Yes it hurts when I see what i've done
I spent all of the cash that you loaned
Never thought that i'd be so foolish with your cash, i'm unfair
I'll be by myself
So i'll lend and lend and lend and lend and lend
Lend lend baby
Lend lend
Need to lend some dough
I'll pay you back in a week or four
No rides, decide if you will or won't
So can I lend the money not being funny so please don't
Nag baby
Nag nag
Don't you nag at me
It's not my fault it's bad property
9 kids, 4 cars and a pickup truck
You won't lend me money so I guess i'm out of luck
Now baby
Out of luck
(Out of luck)
Out of luck
(Out of luck)
When he calls
(When he calls)
When the tax man calls
When he calls
(When he calls)
When he comes
(When he comes)
When he comes
(When he comes)
Got no dough...
Five pound
Why can't things be free
I ain't got no money
I need cash for free
I'll spend and lend 'til i'm round the bend
I just need some money
Until Monday when i get
Pounds baby
Five pounds
Nothing comes for free
Friends all got money won't give none to me
When you stare at my clothes
You'll notice that they're rags
Can't afford a nikey shirt
So I had to lend my dad's
Can you lend me some money
I swear i'll pay you back
Coz our waters been cut off
And i'm paying council tax
Council hate me
So they make me
Pay them money
For my old TV
Now i've got none
And they're angry
Can't they leave me
Until Sunday?
Uh-Oh
Got no
Ten pounds baby
Ten pounds
Just to pay my bills
I must pay them soon
Or else i'll get killed
No gas no heat until I pay up
So I need the money if you've got it then i'll pay
All these bills are getting to high now
They just keep coming and i've paid ten pounds
It's not alright
No electric tonight
'Coz it's gone
Tax is coming
Got no woman
Can't pay the bills for me
(I am really worrying, coz all my money's in her bank)
Lent the cash off all my mates
But now they're loaning no more
(Can you help me
Can you help me
Can you help me
Can you lend me)
Ten pounds baby
Ten pounds
Won't ask for no more
Then i'll have light for 3 days or 4
Please loan don't moan this'll be the last
I just need some money then I swear i'll pay you back
Soon baby
Real soon
Pay you back next week
I just need some cash 'coz my future's bleak
No jokes, nice bloke that good friend of mine
And i've leant but spent so i'll ask him one last time
Yes it hurts when I see what i've done
I spent all of the cash that you loaned
Never thought that i'd be so foolish with your cash, i'm unfair
I'll be by myself
So i'll lend and lend and lend and lend and lend
Lend lend baby
Lend lend
Need to lend some dough
I'll pay you back in a week or four
No rides, decide if you will or won't
So can I lend the money not being funny so please don't
Nag baby
Nag nag
Don't you nag at me
It's not my fault it's bad property
9 kids, 4 cars and a pickup truck
You won't lend me money so I guess i'm out of luck
Now baby
Out of luck
(Out of luck)
Out of luck
(Out of luck)
When he calls
(When he calls)
When the tax man calls
When he calls
(When he calls)
When he comes
(When he comes)
When he comes
(When he comes)
Got no dough...
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You can always start selling the Big Issue, DAK...:-) 555
I can let you have three fives till payday..
Thanx Kristof and AFW. i'm sure these votes'll see me through
What this pound stuff? I read Andy Capp - British money is all bobs and quids!
Dumb ass... Flawless as always I'd lend you some money, but you're on the other side of the world.
Rex - Pound is the proper word for English money. 99 pense in a pound. Bob and quid are slang terms for it. Very kind Alyssa, i'm sure we can work something out!!!
hey, you're improving! I think i like this parody best. 555
Thanx again Tania. I was wondering when you would appear again
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Once again, thank you for voting for my parodies Andrew
Five pound baby Five pound Why can't things be free I ain't got no money I need cash for free Dumb A** Kid, you rhymed ?free? with itself.
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