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Song Parodies -> "Doggone that Doggone Jericho Guard"

Original Song Title:

"Doggone That Doggone Dog"

Original Performer:

Strawberry Shortcake

Parody Song Title:

"Doggone that Doggone Jericho Guard"

Parody Written by:

Serik the Kindly Vucan

The Lyrics

''If you love "Strawberry and Me IV" ENJOY THIS SONG!!!''
Phillipe chews the mail.
He broke my nail.
He runs around in circles just to find his lion tail taped to his back.
Doggone that doggone Jericho guard!
He barks and howls, ignores my scowls.
Cleaning up his slobber, takes 7 pairs of underwear.
Doggone that doggone Jericho guard!
He'd make me omelettes and serve gummies in my ice cream.
Josh and me!
Josh and me!
He'd brush my teeth and trim my hair every night.
Then puts my helmet back on.
But then that canine rocked our boat and while he let him, I don't understand.
He scuffs the floors, tracks mud indoors.
Won't let me take a nap.
And then all day he snores.
Doggone that doggone Jericho guard!
My 10th birthday he threw away
He makes a lot of work and wants to play,
doggone that doggone Jericho guard!
He'd love to play together our game of ping-pong.
Josh and me!
Josh and me!
He'd read my bedtime story about pirates.
Then whisper "I love you."
But then, my beauty rest was shattered by that cracy hound's aroo.
It used to be Josh and me until that Jericho guard.
That mean old Jericho guard!
That froggy, boggy, soggy, doggone Jericho guard barked up our tree.
copyright 2003 DiC Music, LLC.

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