I read the forum games thread
And it tells me the most random things
Like how lightning's more hot than the Sun
Or that Abe Lincoln loved his wrestling

Or that Vlad had a bad overbite
And Batman would have used guns to fight
In one googolplex there are more digits than quarks in the u...
...niverse

THESE ARE ALL THINGS I DON'T KNOW!
Reading on the factoid thread
Looking for, more and more, useless things
THEY'RE ALL THINGS I DON'T KNOW!
Sometimes I may go and contribute
It's just a game we all play

Wasps lack discernible lungs
And when hummingbirds don't use their tongues
They are wrapped all the way 'round their brains
That's a fact that the poster found strange

It's shown zombies could really exist
And then someone BS'd 'bout Chuck Norris
But we all ignored that guy and talked about elephants that have...
four knees

THESE ARE ALL THINGS I DON'T KNOW!
Reading on the factoid thread
Looking for, more and more, useless things
THEY'RE ALL THINGS I DON'T KNOW!
Sometimes I may go and contribute
It's just a game we all play

*short guitar solo*

THESE ARE ALL THINGS I DON'T KNOW!
Reading on the factoid thread
Looking for, more and more, useless things
THEY'RE ALL THINGS I DON'T KNOW!
Sometimes I may go and contribute
It's just a game we all play

ALL THINGS I DON'T KNOW!
Reading on the factoid thread
Looking for, more and more, useless things
ALL THINGS I DON'T KNOW!
Sometimes I may go and contribute
Just a game we all play

ALL THINGS I DON'T KNOW!
Ohhhhhhhh!...

ALL THINGS I DON'T KNOW!
Ohhhhhhhh!...

*repeat and fade*