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Song Parodies -> "New Playstation"

Original Song Title:

"Brand New Girlfriend"

Original Performer:

Steve Holy

Parody Song Title:

"New Playstation"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

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[Verse: 1]
I put my Nintendo on the shelf.
New console time, I think.
Pretty graphics are my life,
And these older games all stink.
So, trusty checkbook at my side,
I told my friend the news.
I found the console of my life,
And I did what any gamer would do.
I, um

I got a new Playstation.
I went and bought it on the weekend.
Won't be doin' much of sleepin'.
Spent the whole day, lyin' on the couch,
With my thumbs on fire,
Playin' Asteroids, Avoid the Noid,
Castlevania, but not Aquaman.
Man, I think I'm on to somethin',
Because I feel just like a kid again.
I got a new Playstation.

[Verse: 2]
I love it when I get to level up.
I find the keys when all the doors are shut.
I fly my plane all throughout the air.
If you hate gaming, well I don't care.
The ding of tokens: my favorite sound.
Won by knockout in the seventh round.
I'm not a braggin', but this is my house.
So get the heck out!


W00t, w00t, w00t...

The sparkles are my favorite friend.
I play all my games to the very end.
I live to find all those treasure chests.
I'll get bored eventually I guess.


Makes me feel just like a kid again,
I got a new Playstation.

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The Charnstar - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Good stuff, not a fan of the Playstation, but great parody of a song I will never know LOL! 5-5-5 anyway

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