-> "Burn A Koran"
Original Song Title:
"Kill A Kitten"
Parody Song Title:
"Burn A Koran"
The Lyrics
If your lonely life is as dull as oat bran,
It should perk up if you burn a Koran.
Take my word, you will know that you can
Do anything if you burn a Koran.
There's no crime more victimless than
Torching garbage; you can burn a Koran.
If you need jokes to be a stand-up man,
It's real funny when you burn a Koran.
Splash it with urine, scrawl bad words in,
Dump it in a pit, draw dongs on it;
Burn a Koran!
If no one trusts your economic plan,
You'll be more trusted if you burn a Koran.
Burning a Bible can sure grieve a Christian,
But Muslims will riot if you burn a Koran.
When it's Ramadan, fry it in a pan;
Build a fire so big, roast it in a pig;
Tear out every page, line your hamster cage;
Immerse it in spit, take a dump on it;
Whatever you do, make sure that you
Burn a Koran!
Burning Korans might seem cheesy;
If Muslim wrath makes you uneasy,
Grab a gas can from your shed
And torch the local mosque instead!
Burn a Koran,
You gotta burn a Koran,
You gotta burn a Koran,
You gotta burn a Koran,
Burn...
Burn a Koran,
Burn a Koran,
Burn a Koran,
You gotta burn a Koran,
Burn....
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