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Song Parodies -> "Straight"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Stephen Lynch

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

It's a true story... though not mine.
Here we are, straight girlfriend:
You and me--stoned again.
Munchies we've had left crumbs in my bed.
Maybe this weed kicked me in my head,

But if I were straight, I would play with your skirt,
And if I were straight, when you'd tease, I would flirt,
And if I were straight I would have cause to leer;
But I'm not straight, so quit unhooking your brassiere.

You're beautiful, I swear--it's true!
It's just that my thing's not for you.
It wouldn't seem to me that obscene
If you stood me up now... if you know what I mean,

'Cause if I were straight, I would make you my goal,
And if I were straight, I would play with your... whole body,
And if I were straight, I'd show you a ring trick;
But I'm not straight, so won't you stop stroking my... hair?

("It's PG, y'know?")

I've never thought I'd steal a kiss,
Or share my sheets with you like this;
Or ever seen this side of yours.
Get over here; crawl on... all... fooouuurrrs!
This is based on the version sung on The Bob & Tom Show.

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Old Man Ribber - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey Lib - Good job, and you have a great screen name. Depending on your politics, your moniker can be either a redundancy or an oxymoron! ;D
Tommy Turtle - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Send her my way...

At least your character admits it, unlike this one in total denial:

@ OMR: It's a tautology. :-D
TwoTone - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Too late, Tommy. If you understand the context, the guy's telling you she's taken...

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