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Song Parodies -> "Common Sense"

Original Song Title:

"Permanence"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Static-X

Parody Song Title:

"Common Sense"

Parody Written by:

Goggleboy

The Lyrics

This is a song about dumbasses
It's not smart to run, near black ice
You just might trip then, lose your life and
Welding with nothing on your eyes
Stupid contest you'd, take first prize you

Shallow
Airhead
Numbskull
Deadhead

Common sense it's
Common sense it's
Common sense it's
Common sense it's

A red light still you, run across
Everyday you act, without thought and
You don't even know, your shoe size
I am watching each, brain cell die you

Shallow
Airhead
Numbskull
Deadhead

Common sense it's
Common sense it's
Common sense it's
Common sense

Common sense it's
Common sense it's
Common sense it's
Common sense it's gone

(your brain's desensitized, once again
your brain's desensitized, all thoughts end...forever)

Smarts and logic just, don't apply
You are clearly not, the brightest guy
This doesn't come as, a surprise
A brain you do not, empathize you

Shallow
Airhead
Numbskull
Deadhead

Common sense it's
Common sense it's
Common sense it's
Common sense

Common sense it's
Common sense it's
Common sense it's
Common sense it's gone

Common sense

Common sense

Common sense

Common sense

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