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Song Parodies -> "Hit My Crotch"
Original Song Title:
"This Is Not"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Static X
Parody Song Title:
"Hit My Crotch"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Boy
The Lyrics
Hit my crotch
Hit my crotch
Hit my crotch
Its hurting!!!
In my bedroom
Waking from sleep
Tripped on the chair and hit my go nads
It was so painful
It was so painful
Talk about some suffering
Went to the doctor
Seeing the doctor
Balls are hurting
Gave me prescription
With his permission
Spread the cream four times a day
Hit my crotch on chair
Cut it on a knife
Now its swelling
Its painful!!!
Hit my crotch on chair
Cut it on a knife
Now its swelling
Its painful!!!
Playing with my friends
Baseball on bullpen
Standing out there i'm playing shortstop
Line drive is coming
Should have been running
Flew into my family jewels
This time I passed out
This time I passed out
Power sleeping
Rushed to the doctor
My double crotcher
Surgery, now I can't walk
Hit my crotch last week
Baseball into it
Now I can't pee
Its painful!!!
Hit my crotch last week
Baseball into it
Now I can't pee
Its painful!!!
Hit my crotch last week
Baseball into it
Now I can't pee
Its painful!!!
Its painful!!!
Hit my crotch
Hit my crotch
Its hurting!!!
In my bedroom
Waking from sleep
Tripped on the chair and hit my go nads
It was so painful
It was so painful
Talk about some suffering
Went to the doctor
Seeing the doctor
Balls are hurting
Gave me prescription
With his permission
Spread the cream four times a day
Hit my crotch on chair
Cut it on a knife
Now its swelling
Its painful!!!
Hit my crotch on chair
Cut it on a knife
Now its swelling
Its painful!!!
Playing with my friends
Baseball on bullpen
Standing out there i'm playing shortstop
Line drive is coming
Should have been running
Flew into my family jewels
This time I passed out
This time I passed out
Power sleeping
Rushed to the doctor
My double crotcher
Surgery, now I can't walk
Hit my crotch last week
Baseball into it
Now I can't pee
Its painful!!!
Hit my crotch last week
Baseball into it
Now I can't pee
Its painful!!!
Hit my crotch last week
Baseball into it
Now I can't pee
Its painful!!!
Its painful!!!
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Wow!! Ur amazing. Must give 5's.
I hate getting hit in the crotch...
I almost fell out of my chair reading this at the office while listening to the song. 5 stars!
gross..... but hilarious.... i wonder if it will ever happend to someone lol
wow, the people above me are completely stupid and easily entertained 5/5 dog nuggets (the kind that comes out their back end)
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