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I try to pee
But I can't get no relief
I tried to force it but only a trickle hit my feet
Can't get no flow, can't concentrate
Everyone else is watching me
Seems now I've slipped into a dry spell, wish that I could reign 'cause

I'm not getting liquid excretion
Only getting pissy with myself
Does it take a whiz, to take a whiz? What the hell?
I'm stuck in a drought
Now I'm bothering some poor dude
Hey, could I drink some of your Gatorade?
Will it ever surface?
There's no splashing on that red urinal cake

Think "waterfalls"
Move to a stall but I'm still stalled
Can't make my bladder gladder, kinda seems that I've no gall
Someone knocks, "can't hold it in!"
I've got the opposite problem!
So you just step back and relax now as I try to strain 'cause

I just needed a nurse or something
I was getting worried about my health
Is there nothing inside me to extract from myself?
I can't push it out
Now I'm bothering some poor dude
Hey, could I drink some of your lemonade?
But it seems so useless
There's no splashing on that red urinal cake

No matter how much I shake
My snake
No venom. For heaven's sake!

At home I sleep
Had the greatest ever dream
The rain was pouring down and I was floating down a stream
God only knows, when I awoke
The bed was wet, pajamas soaked
Seems now I broke out of the dry spell and my briefs are Staind 'cause

I was dreaming in color, when the
Plumber woke me up with a loud yell("Oh!")
"Grab the caulk, man! This leak has got to stop or else"
"We'll be in a flood!"
Now in hindsight I think I should
Not have drank so much Gatorade
'Cause it's finally working
I am pissing in the bed where I had laid

Looks like everything got sprayed
Oh, great
I hope that wasn't suede!

The original song only has two
Verses, that's not enough to tell
The complete tale, and I need to express how I smelt
And how I felt so warm
Now I'm colder and I feel like
I've been hit by a urine grenade
The bed bugs are surfing
I am drenched now in my own sad marinade

I reak of pee

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