I must have been mistaken
They told me she was neutered but they obviously lied
She's always getting pregnant
And how can I keep track of all the puppies in my place

So I've got to find a way
To keep my dog from mating
I can't afford the puppy chow
My house needs renovating
And thirty births is just too much
No longer celebrating
Yes I've got to find a way
To keep my dog from mating

I know I'm not intending
To keep this up, I'm spending all I earn on chewy toys
They're tearing up my couches
And running through the house and I can't send them all outside

So I've got to find a way
To keep my dog from mating
The problem will not go away
And it's accelerating
I cannot get to sleep at night
They are so aggravating
Yes I've got to find a way
To keep my dog from mating

My neighbors don't want them
The dog pound is just too cruel
There's nowhere to ship them
I guess they're all staying here

Why can't I just erase this
Go back and pick that other dalmation who really had been spayed
Cuz I've got to find a way
To keep my dog from mating
I doubt there's much more I can take
It just keeps complicating

So I've got to find a way
To keep my dog from mating
I can't afford the puppy chow
My house needs renovating
And fifty births is just too much
I think I'm suffocating
Yes I've got to find a way
To keep my dog from mating