Eww - what's that smell?
Those two burritos you ate must have got to you
Now, you're pale
'cause now, you'll be taunted by everyone

Don't blame me, 'cause you did it
Don't blame me, we all smelled it
Don't blame me, 'cause you let it

I already told you that farting is easy
it's cov'ring it up that becomes the problem, becomes the problem
And if you're a prude and can't laugh or be proud
well, then that's your problem, that is your problem

Bruised - your ego
that so many people smelled what left your hole
But can't you see
that it's not worth crying for, 'cause we all cut the cheese

But don't blame me, 'cause you did it
Don't blame me, we all smelled it
Don't blame me, 'cause you let it

I already told you that farting is easy
it's cov'ring it up that becomes the problem, becomes the problem
And if you're a prude and can't laugh or be proud
well, then that's your problem, that is your problem (x2)

Farting is easy
it's cov'ring it up that becomes the problem, becomes the problem
If you can be like a guy and just laugh and be proud
then you solve the problem, there is no problem