Everyweek, is full of bad work-days...
My life
Everyday, I come home and gripe at her...
My wife
But one day, she could not take no more...
Not good
And she said, as she unlocked the door:

"You're sleepin' outside
While sleepin' in
It drives me insane, your constant complaining
I need relaxation
Without you here
So you're in the dog house
While I'm inside this house"

Here I lay, all alone on my back porch...
Serves me right
And I taste paint-chippings off my house...
Colored white
It's so boring, that I'm snoring
But I'm a-wake...
Bloodshot eyes
But I have, more time than anyone

Cause I'm sleepin' outside
My wife's sleepin' in
Cuddled and cozy, while I'm out here freezing
It's starting to storm now
So I'm getting drenched
Cause I'm sleepin' outside
Shunned from the inside

Could not sleep, though I tried
'Til the next day, I'm back inside
But it's that time, of the month
That makes me shudder,
And makes me cringe
And I sit, in my chair
With some plans, for revenge
So I feel, tomorrow will be OK

Cause she's sleepin' outside
While I'm sleepin' in
I can't avoid it, her one week of evil
She's naggin' and screamin'
So I made her leave
From last night I learned
But now it's her turn