in the toilet life
life now becomes a war
all these desserts ive spared
and these are my creams
that i am living for
somebody shake me to stop it
its worse than peeing

chorus
And after the beers
I go away
In the toilet where theres lots of pain
And all of the cakes
Last week contained
They all finally start to go away
I walk there with fear
Make waste today
Use a Body Part that starts with "A"
Bathrooms where I live
And I'm not ashamed
I'm satisfied with myself today

And these are my turds
That I've never smelt before
I think I'm doing just great
And this is the mile
Of some toilet paper or
Anything else that's used for *** cleaning

And now that we're near
the bar today
I can't have drinks cause I hate that pain
The pee's like a lake
It practically rained
It like never ever went away
I'm surprised that I lived through all of that strain
My face'll be red for the rest of the day
And I can forgive
Guys who make Champaigne
I am a totally different guy today

I'm so afraid of leaving
Please don't take me
Afraid of leaving
Please don't take me

And now that I'm here
I'm So far away
From the food that I ate yesterday
Whenever mom bakes
For me today
I know later it will bring me pain
And I gave a cheer
Cause there's no more pain
And I feel like I can face today
Nothing rhymes with "live"
So I can't finish
The parody that I started today (sorry)