It's been awhile
Since I've seen Conan
and Max and his band
And it's been awhile
Since I've sat down and saw you
And it's been awhile
Since I've seen Conan
And his masturbating bear
And it's been awhile
Since I've seen ' In the year 2000'

And now that you've got me doing the dishes
You know you cook dinner way too late
I can not blame this on the time zone
Conan will always be on for me

It's been awhile
Since I've seen Conan
And his skit ' If They Mated ' and
It's been awhile
Since I've seen Triumph bust a nut at the Westminster Dog Show
And It's been awhile
Since I've seen
Conan be
A jackass on TV
And it's been awhile
And you won't even give me time for sex thats worth the wait!

And next time you can take out the garbage
And I'll cook dinner in the microwave
I can not blame this on the weather
If only I had satellite TV
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

Why must he come on late?
12:30 I have to sleep
JAY LENO should come on late!

It's been awhile
Since I've seen Conan
And his gay announcer and
It's been awhile
Since I've seen Max, the pornstar
And it's been awhile
Since I've seen Conan show Martha turn into Satan
And it's been awhile
Since I've heard him joke on Bush cause it's better than getting laid!

And now that you've got me doing the dishes
You know you cook dinner way too late
( Too late, I've said too late!)
I can not blame this on the weather
If only I had satellite TV

And it's been awhile
Since I've seen
Conan on TV
And it's been awhile
I wonder where's Andy???