Song Parodies -> "Math Class"

Original Song Title:

"It's Been Awhile"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Math Class"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Luckily, this is not a true story. Well, mostly. This is for S.T.G.'s contest. Thanks to him for the idea.

It's been awhile
Since I could...
Get my homework done.
It's been awhile
Since I could pass class.
It's been awhile
Since I could solve
A stupid equation.
And it's been awhile
Since I could do this.

And everything I can remember
Won't come back to me on the test.
I can't use a dumb protractor,
I'm flunking out algebra class.

It's been awhile
Since I could say
That I understand metrics.
It's been awhile
Since I could say
I get all A's and B's and...
It's been awhile
Since I did well and not mess up,
Just like I used to do.
It's been awhile
But now my ruler snapped, and I can't add 2 + 2.

And everything I can remember
Won't come back to me on the test.
I can't use a dumb protractor,
Gone and screwed things up again.. again

Why must I work this way?
Can't get a decent grade
Sick of math every day

It's been awhile
Since I could...
Get an angle straight.
It's been awhile
Since I read my textbook.
It's been awhile
Since i could calculate,
The area of a square.
It's been awhile
But I can't still
Understand this class, but who cares?

Everything I can remember
As confusing as it may seem.
To me... this is just pain
Can I get help from my father?
I wish someone would just help me.

It's been awhile
Since I could...
Get my homework done.
It's been awhile
Since I could pass class.

lebeiw@lycos.com

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