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Song Parodies -> "Stuck (In Bed)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Stacie Orrico

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck (In Bed)"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

I'm such a hypocrite! Here I am marking people down for writing fat and food parodies... then I go and write one! Sorry, but it was just such a perfect song for it...
I can't get out of bed today because of my behind
I just can't seem to shift my weight so all I do is lie
[I'm not shiftin', I'm not slippin' through]
I need asistance, I need a machine

My bed's collapsing at the springs
It just can't take my weight
I need to get up and head for work
'Cause i'm already late
[I won't diet, I'll just see it through]
You know you should help me, 'Cause I need to eat

Before I went to bed, I was on the phone
Mama telling me that i'm not fat i'm just big boned
So can you help me, babe, like you know you should
But i'm stuck like glue
There's no muscle I can move
I'm so subdued i'm doomed

I can't help it
What are you waiting for?
My arms are aching
The bed's touching the floor
And I can't make it
Out like I could before
I hate them, and I hate you
I can't stop thinking of food
It's true
I'm stuck like glue

You won't phone the fire services
Or lift me off my hind
I keep thinking yesterday
Why'd I have to eat those pies we made?
[I ain't movin', I keep calling you]
You don't hear me shouting
You're really quite mean, yeah

When I'm lying there
I cannot reach the phone
You won't come and therefore i'm stuck here on my own
What am I to do? When I cannot move?
I feel like a fat fool

This bed's breaking, what are you waiting for?
The legs are shaking, I need you even more
This bed can't take it, When I weigh 24
I love food and I need you
I can't stop calling for you
I'm doomed
I need some food

Now i'm lying there, bed's snapped on the floor
If only you could get me what i'm craving badly for
Yes I know i'm dumb, Yes I know it's true
I feel like such a fool
Can you bring me food
The police would help too

I can't stand it
I've been stuck here 6 days
And no more waiting
'Cause i've lost all my weight
No hesitating
Just watch me stuff my face
I hate you, but I love food
I can't stop thinking 'bout food
I hate you, but I love food
I can't stop thinking 'bout food
Don't know what to do
I'm stuffed with food
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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 4   0
 5   10

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Rex - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
"Mama telling me that i'm not fat i'm just big boned" - man, does that ever ring true!
Dumb Ass Kid - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex. I've been waiting all day for a comment!!! By the way, have you got any new stuff coming out soon?
Rex - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Got a Disney parody that should be posted tomorrow.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I look forward to reading it! I've got something special coming out tomorrow. It's a song I like from the 80s by a highly successful group. This is new for me, because before now, i've only ever parodied songs from 2000 onwards, so i'll see how it goes!
Alyssa - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't actually remember what the song sounds like, but this is hilarious
Dumb Ass Kid - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Alyssa! Very kind
Andrew Darwitan - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Dumb Ass Kid - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the vote, Andrew. Are you new around here? I haven't seen your name before...
Rick Cormier - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm new around here, DAK. You were kind enough to vote for my first posting. This is a howl! 5's
Andrew Darwitan - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not new. I'm already ranked around 90-100 on the parody author list. But I haven't write any new parodies this recently..
Dumb Ass Kid - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick - Thanks very much. I'm usually one of the first people on the site to rate the new submissions because they're submitted at around 5:00pm here, which I think is about 11:00 in the morning over in America! - so i'm usually wide awake! Andrew - I didn't realise. I'll be sure to check some of your earlier stuff out and give it an honest rating!
Andrew Darwitan - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks.... but as you know, my parodies (especially my very first one) sux... Give them 1 1 1... You're so cooooolllll man... Your parodies are almost perfect. Even though me (who have reached the top 100) can't even write good stuffs like yours. And still.... bad grammar everywhere on mine. By the way, I live in Indonesia. This site usually updated at around 2am in the midnight, so I almost never vote for any parodies.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
It doesn't matter too much about what scores you get so long as you're having a laugh whilst you're writing them! We also forgive your bad grammar! LOL!
Yet Another Dutchman - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Dumb Ass, fat and food parodies are simply the ones that roll the easiest out of the pencil, and Weird Al has inspired a lot of us with Fat and Eat It. It can be cliche or downright wrong, but fat and food parodies are usually the source of shameless laughter. Yours was a gem.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Why thank you, YAD! Not often my parodies are called 'gems'!
Khia - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
It?s ?bo0ut FOOD!!!!
Dumb Ass Kid - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
y0u?re Righ?!!!
Dominic L. - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
It's kind of ironic that the subject you hate parodies about the most makes the best of your parodies. This one is great. It paints a funny picture. Though not quite a nice one...
Dumb Ass Kid - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate toilet parodies the most. I don't HATE food parodies, they just tend to be unoriginal and uninspired (Not true in ALL cases, mind). Glad you enjoyed it, Dominic

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