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Song Parodies -> "Blotto"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Spaff / Robert Lund

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I know that Spaff's version is a parody to Yellow by Coldplay, but thing is that I've never heard that, so I figured I'd better give credit where credit's due...
Went to the bar
I had a drink with you
We had a drink or two
And we both got blotto

And driving home
Stopped by the boys in blue
And we convinced them you
Were not at all blotto

My round: I took my turn
And yet another one
Out of our heads, blotto

You fought and lost a tooth
Thought you
Were really bulletproof
You said Djafinkya Rardenuff
...Djafinkya Rardenuff?

I helped you cross
I crossed the road with you
But then you stopped to spew
'Cause you were all blotto

There was a guy
He got annoyed with you
It was his car you threw
Up in, 'cause you're blotto

You're drunk
Oh yeah you're as the newt
Can't ar-
-Gue, there ain't no dispute
D'you know we've drunk the whole bar dry
We've drunk the whole bar dry

Me 'n you, let's have a drink or two
Let's have a drink or two
Let'sh have a drink or two
Let'sh have a zrink or two
Let'sh harra zrink or two
Let'sh harra zzrink
Werrazzabar, letsharrazzrinkortooo.. hic!

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Rick C - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Great idea here, Phil. I think "Jello" was better than "Yellow" any way. 555
Larry Hensley - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Cool parody, really funny.
Kristof Robertson - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Rick, Phil...Yellow was as strange a song as you'll ever come across...although I will admit to being a BIG Coldplay fan. This was fun. 555

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