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Song Parodies -> "Crank Dat Chinaman"

Original Song Title:

"Crank Dat Soulja Boy"

Original Performer:

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

Parody Song Title:

"Crank Dat Chinaman"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Ah, I saw a picture this one time, and made a macro of it >>; And that's how this came to be~ If you like SUJU or SUJUM, then you'll get it, if not... then you more than likely won't.
chinaman tell em
hey i got a new dance for y'all called the chinaman
you gotta punch den crank back three times from left to right(Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!)

[Chorus: x2]
suju m up in dis ho
watch me crank it
watch me roll
watch me crank dat chinaman
den otp dat ho
now watch me youuuuuuuuu
(Crank Dat chinaman)
now watch me youuuuuuuuu
(Crank Dat chinaman)
now watch me youuuuuuuuu
(Crank Dat chinaman)
now watch me youuuuuuuuu
(Crank Dat chinaman)

[Verse 1:]
suju m up in dis ho
watch me lean and watch me chop
otp that ho
den watch me crank dat photoshop
super shuai, now watch me jock
jocking on dem haterz mayne
when i do dat chinaman
i lean to da left and crank dat dance
(Now You)
im jocking on your bitch ass
and if we get to fighting
then im cocking on your bitch ass
catch me at your local concert
yes i crank it everyday
haterz get mad cos
i got me some anti-fans

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]
I'm bouncin' on my toe
watch me pelvic thrust that ho
I'ma pass it to siwon
And he's gon' crank it up fo' sho'

Haterz wanna be me
Greasy Boy, I'm the man
They be lookin' at my face
Sayin' it's the sibrows man, man
they so thick, they so thick
Dance, dance
Let get to it, let get to it

Nope, you can't thrust like me
Doe, so try ta thrust like me
Folk, I see you tryna thrust like me
Man that thrust was ugly

[Chorus x2]
I'm henry lau up in dis ho
watch me crank it
watch me roll
watch me crank dat violin
then pelvic thrust that ho
pelvic thrust that ho [x9]

im zhou mi up in this bitch
watch me show
now watch me gig
watch me crank my pelvic thrust
and otp that bitch [x4]
(Awwwwwww) (You)
If you use these, could you please credit: buhuiai [at]

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