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Song Parodies -> "Crush Dem Soda Cans"

Original Song Title:

"Crank That (Soulja Boy)"

Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Crush Dem Soda Cans"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's basically a song about keeping the environment clean, and Chris is my little brother when you come across him.
Miguel G. tell ‘em
Hey, I got a new activity for ya’ll
It’s called Crush Dem Soda Cans, ready?
Yoooooouuu, AAAAAAHHH!

Soda cans up everywhere
Watch me crush them here and there
Watch me crush them soda cans
Now recycle them (HEY!)
Now watch me (AAAAAHHH)
Crush dem soda cans
Crush dem soda cans
Crush dem soda cans
Crush dem soda cans (2X)

(Verse One):
Soda cans up everywhere
Yeah, you never seen this before, um
Watch me crush them here and there
Yeah, watch me crush that Coca-Cola
Watch me crush them on the floor
Crushin’ on the daily, man
When it comes to soft drinks
I be crushin’ them day and week, now
I’m stompin’ on them
And when I get hungry
Then I’m chompin’ on them
I see sodas at your local party
You know I crush them every day
Litterers getting mad ‘cause
I be crushin’ them in they face


(Verse Two):
I can crush them with my toe
I’m strong, yes yes I know
I’ma pass that Dr. Pepper to Chris
And he gon’ crush it up fo’ sho
I be wearin’ all them pull-tab bracelets on my hand
People look at me and they say
“It’s the soda can man!”
Watch me crush, watch me crush
Can man
Crush it up, crush it up
No, you can’t crush ‘em like me
No, so don’t try to crush ‘em like me
No, I see you’re trying to crush ‘em like me
Man, that crush was ugly


I’m drinkin’ sodas over there
Empty cans are everywhere
Now, I’m gonna crush ‘em
(Crush what?)
Soda cans! (HEY!)
Soda cans! (HEY!)
Soda cans! (HEY!)
Soda cans! (HEY!)
Soda cans! (HEY!)

Soda cans are in the park
I’m crushin’ till after dark
Now, you know what I’m gonna do?
Recycle! (OH!)
Recycle! (OH!)
Recycle! (OH!)
Yoooooouuu, AAAAAAHHHH!


Yoooooouuu, AAAAAAHHHH!!!

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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