-> "Way Too Much Cologne"
Original Song Title:
"Kiss Me Thru The Phone"
Parody Song Title:
"Way Too Much Cologne"
The Lyrics
[Intro]
D-Mayne Kle Shay
HEY!
[Chorus: D-Mayne]
Hey mayne, you got a real issue
You wear too much perfume
It’s like overpowering
We’re beggin you to stop dude
I can’t breathe around you
I’m gonna Chris Brown you
Because seriously man you got on way to much Cologne
(way too much cologne)
You gotta take it off
Way too much cologne
(Way too much cologne)
No wonder you’re alone
[Verse: Kle Shay]
Hey mayne, you’re smelling disgusting
We thinkin you might be
Wearin too much cologne man, you are simply reeking
Seriously what died?
And was then put inside
A bottle, and sold at a store for you to buy?
Smell bad, like a bag of tuna
And everytime I see ya, I wanna freakin beat ya
You stinkin, you stinkin
Somebody must’ve peed on you neck
[D-Mayne]
And if you don’t go away I’m gonna Chris brown you
[Chorus: D-Mayne]
[Verse: Kle Shay]
Hey mayne, I’ve been suffocating
When I am around you
You smell like a skunk dude, don’t like it, I’m nauseas
It’s makin me vomit
Just understand you ugly
No women wanna touch it
Damn that stank is strong
Yo body need some Dentyne, get it from the Prom Queen
She’ll understand what we mean
You stinkin, you stinkin, you stinkin
Man even Michael Jackson said you stank
[D-Mayne]
And he doesn’t even have a nose to smell you
[Chorus]
[Bridge: Kle Shay]
Your damn cologne like
(de de deedeedeedee de de deedeedeedee de de..)
You freakin smell like
(de de deedeedeedee de de deedeedeedee de de..)
This songs retarded like
(de de deedeedeedee de de deedeedeedee de de..)
Soulja Boy sucks on
(de de deedeedeedee de de deedeedeedee de de..)
[D-Mayne]
How many times do I hafta to go and Chris Brown you
[Chorus]
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