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Song Parodies -> "Way Too Much Cologne"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss Me Thru The Phone"

Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Way Too Much Cologne"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

D-Mayne Kle Shay

[Chorus: D-Mayne]
Hey mayne, you got a real issue
You wear too much perfume
It’s like overpowering
We’re beggin you to stop dude
I can’t breathe around you
I’m gonna Chris Brown you
Because seriously man you got on way to much Cologne
(way too much cologne)
You gotta take it off
Way too much cologne
(Way too much cologne)
No wonder you’re alone

[Verse: Kle Shay]
Hey mayne, you’re smelling disgusting
We thinkin you might be
Wearin too much cologne man, you are simply reeking
Seriously what died?
And was then put inside
A bottle, and sold at a store for you to buy?
Smell bad, like a bag of tuna
And everytime I see ya, I wanna freakin beat ya
You stinkin, you stinkin
Somebody must’ve peed on you neck

And if you don’t go away I’m gonna Chris brown you

[Chorus: D-Mayne]

[Verse: Kle Shay]
Hey mayne, I’ve been suffocating
When I am around you
You smell like a skunk dude, don’t like it, I’m nauseas
It’s makin me vomit
Just understand you ugly
No women wanna touch it
Damn that stank is strong
Yo body need some Dentyne, get it from the Prom Queen
She’ll understand what we mean
You stinkin, you stinkin, you stinkin
Man even Michael Jackson said you stank

And he doesn’t even have a nose to smell you


[Bridge: Kle Shay]
Your damn cologne like
(de de deedeedeedee de de deedeedeedee de de..)
You freakin smell like
(de de deedeedeedee de de deedeedeedee de de..)
This songs retarded like
(de de deedeedeedee de de deedeedeedee de de..)
Soulja Boy sucks on
(de de deedeedeedee de de deedeedeedee de de..)

How many times do I hafta to go and Chris Brown you


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Cody Slusher - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
That was my idea. But, since you did it before me.

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