Butter....
There's butter on the dance floor
But you better not lick it up
Ok? Gonna lick this shiny floor right down
Oh, I know I know I know I know I know I know
About your bread
And so and so and so and so and so and so
There's enough to, spread
Don't even try to dance
You will break your neck
It's buttered in advance
You'll turn up a wreck
So just forget to dance
Dance....
There's butter on the dance floor
You'd better not kill the groom
Hey Hey Hey Hey
There's butter on the dance floor
You better not clear the room
Ok? Gonna bring this whole dance house right down
Oh I know I know I know I know I know I know
You want to dance
But no and no and no and no and no and no
You haven't got a chance
So you don't care what I say?
Well I hardly care
I'll smash you with the tray
More than you can bear
You've got no place to stay
Stay....
There's butter on the dance floor
You'd better not try to groove
Hey Hey Hey Hey
There's butter on the dance floor
I'll just ask you to move
Ok? Gonna guard this whole dance floor right down
Butter on the Dance Floor
What are you going to prove
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Butter on the Dance Floor
I've told you not to groove
Ok? Gonna clean this whole dance floor right down.

So you don't care what I say?
Well I hardly care
I'll smash you with the tray
More than you can bear
You've got no place to stay
Stay....
There's butter on the dance floor
You'd better not kill the groom
There's butter on the dance floor
You better not clear the room
Ok? Gonna bring this whole dance house right down
There's butter on the dance floor
You'd better not try to groove
Hey Hey Hey Hey
There's butter on the dance floor
I'll just ask you to move
Ok? Gonna guard this whole dance floor right down
There's butter on the dance floor
Don't even try to groove.