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Song Parodies -> "A Mental Reduction"

Original Song Title:

"Sensual Seduction"

Original Performer:

Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"A Mental Reduction"

Parody Written by:

Macaroni Man

The Lyrics

I believe this was the first official song I parodied (not soundtrack or unsigned). However, I redid a lot of it, and this is it. Certainly not the worst though, just excuse the few blonde references.
Don’t wisely use my time,
I’m failing I won’t deny.
Learning used to be fun,
Til I discovered I'm part blonde.

And now guess I got a mental reduction,
Because of my melanic deduction.
2+2 is 6 a mental reduction,
Cranial combustion oh no!

Right in the middle of class, I fall right to sleep, sleep, sleep.
On some very lucky days, I pass with a C, C, C.
The color of my head says I’m mentally weak, weak, weak.
When I saw my GPA, all I said was BLEEP, one-point-three.

That proves that I have a mental reduction,
Like someone caused an obscenal concussion.
Monkey in my brain beating like percussion,
A mental reduction, low score

I’m stuck having to think when my brain is weak,
When there’s a quiz I go and freak out.
I decided to dye my hair brown,
IQ went up on the Honor Roll now.
It’s temporary, stupid!
Back to blonde hair, bright blue eyes,
Looking like a celebrity.
Took remedial
If I come home with a 26(%), it’s alright, mom’s happy!
So time approached the test that’ll pass me 3rd grade,
Can’t pass, even though I'm already 28!
Blonde hair below my ears I don’t know how to think,
I’m far from a geek,
But you know I’ll be working at Sheetz.
See my family’s not sages,
I’m having trouble with coming up with good phrases.
But there wasn't no need for me to give up this one,
Because I’ve already written to the conclusion.

A mental reduction, a mental reduction, a mental reduction, go slow.

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