Song Parodies -> "5 Stars"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"5 Stars"

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The Lyrics

this is a rewrite to the 5 stars and in full version

somebody once told me my grandma was a felon
i didnt believe what i heard
she was thinking she was sly with the money strapped to her thigh
and when she was stopped on the street she ran

well the cops are coming and more start coming
better surrender and get on your knees now
didnt make sense not to steal for fun
ya may get caught but you still act dumb

so much to steal, a girls gotta eat
so whats wrong with riding in a cop car
youll never know if you dont steal
your gonna get crappy meals

hey now you got 5 stars but this aint a game
hey now your not a gangsta ,put the gun down your lame
and all the moneys is dirty
cause only scum like you go to prison

its cold place and they say gets colder
you think your sorry now wait til ya older
but the other guys beg to differ
your just like a fine wine youll only get sweeter

hey now you got 5 stars but this aint a game
hey now your not a gangsta ,put the gun down your lame
and all the moneys is dirty
cause only scum like you go to prison

oh grandma where did ya go?!!!?

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