Somebody said Maths B was really really crappy,
And everybody nodded their heads
It's the worst subject at school, I think it's real uncool
Honestly I would do Maths C instead...

All that easy problem solving, it gets degrading,
Can't think of any reason to not find this boring,
A minute into the test you're done,
Please prove to me, Maths B = fun,

No work required, it's too easy
Anymore Maths will make me queasy...
You'll never stop 'til you get bored,
Wanna strangle yourself with a cord...

Guess what, I hate Maths B, and you know what? It's gay!
Guess what, too much Maths B, you think it rocks? NO WAY!
It just makes me wanna vomit...
It just makes me feel like such an idiot...

It is easy, and will it get easier?
You're bludging it now, wait 'til you hit the next tier!
Maths B couldn't make me any sicker,
Learning how to work a graphics calculator...

I want to throw my textbook in the bin
I've been doing way too many algorithms
For my test, got a perfect score
Why can't you see Maths B's nothing but a bore?

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Some sweet girl once asked, "Could you help me with my Maths?
I don't understand Mathematics A..."
I said, "Nah. It's too linear..."
I'm actually quite busy myself
Busy rippin' up my maths book in rage!
While you're busy calculating, adding and subtracting
You're gonna regret all the time you're wasting
It doesn't seem right to do maths for fun
You start thinking hard for those easy sums
It is unfair, all this Maths B
So many things to commit to memory...
Exactly why all school days blow,
Don't wanna wake up tomorrow...

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