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Song Parodies -> "The Jabroni Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"The Heretic Anthem"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Slipknot

Parody Song Title:

"The Jabroni Anthem"

Parody Written by:

Goggleboy

The Lyrics

Tribute to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. I originally wrote this almost 20 years ago back in high school but decided to make a modernized version.
(Do you smell-smell-smell what the rock is cookin)

If ya smellllllllllllllllllllll!

I conquered Hollywood and WWE
People Magazine thinks I sexy can't ya see
Like a dead beat daddy
Your lookin like a fatty
I'd whoop your candyass all the way to Cincinnati
You look like a bitch and your wife is a tramp
It's like suicide tryin to square off with the people's champ
I'm so exciting, electrifying
Stay a nobody cause that's all you'll ever be

When I lay the Smackdown it's 1, 2, 3
When I lay the Smackdown it's 1, 2, 3
Well when I lay the Smackdown it's (1! 2! 3!)
What's it like to be a jabroni
Well when I lay the Smackdown it's (1! 2! 3!)
What's it like to be a jabroni

Everybody what's to see the great one
Everybody's gonna get their money's worth tonight
It's all for the millions and millions
and millions and millions of The Rock's fans
I got grit and a never quit
Enough trash talkin, The Rock just bring it
Nobody wants to end up in a sling
Got my big break starrin in The Scorpion King

When I lay the Smackdown it's 1, 2, 3
When I lay the Smackdown it's 1, 2, 3
Well when I lay the Smackdown it's (1! 2! 3!)
What's it like to be a jabroni
Well when I lay the Smackdown it's (1! 2! 3!)
What's it like to be a jabroni

If ya smelllllllllll! Lalalalalala lau!

Under Armour, cheat meals, fanny packs let me tell you what
I haven't the slightest, idea how many followers I've had since the very start
Here's a shoutout to my son Kevin Hart
Go on mess with me, tell me again how your a badass
I wanna how you keep up this charade so well
That's monkey crap
Just call me Dwayne and that's a wrap

When I lay the Smackdown it's 1, 2, 3,
When I lay the Smackdown it's 1, 2, 3,
When I lay the Smackdown it's 1, 2, 3,
When I lay the Smackdown it's 1, 2, 3,

Urrrrrrrrgh!
When I lay the Smackdown it's (1! 2! 3!)
What's it like to be a jabroni
Well when I lay the Smackdown it's (1! 2! 3!)
What's it like to be a jabroni
When I lay the Smackdown it's (1! 2! 3!)
What's it like to be a jabroni
Well when I lay the Smackdown it's (1! 2! 3!)
What's it like to be a jabroni

Urrrrrgh Jabroniiiiiiiiiiiii!

If ya smellllllllllllllllllllll!.......What The Rock........is cookin.

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