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Song Parodies -> "Jonesing For A Snack"

Original Song Title:

"Falling Inside The Black"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Jonesing For A Snack"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Parodied for Artistry 2 Competition. Never heard of these guys, I havent even heard the song yet. Let's see how well this goes.
This night you see me roam
At the hallowed Stop N’ Go
See the cashier, he’s so old
(With his staring eyes so cold)

It’s a quarter past midnight
My dinner was too light
And I had some doobage time
I’m wasted, can’t deny
Forgive me, I’m stoned
I can barely think at all
I’m shopping alone

I’m jonesing for a snack
Walking through the stacks
Doritos Regular or Buffalo Jack?
Drooling bad because I am so hungry
Do you grok me?
Jonesing for a snack
Metabolism wacked
Browsing through the store, can’t keep my mind on track
Just can’t decide which snack
Just can’t decide, just can’t decide which snack

I scan the store’s whole length
I look at everything on the shelves for just one thing
(Not sure about some chicken wings)
Those Snickers bars, those chips
Breyers Ice Cream could bring me bliss
Or maybe it’s Ho-Hos I desire

Forgive me, I’m stoned
I can barely think at all
I’m shopping alone,

I’m Jonesing for a snack
Roaming through the stacks
Lookie right here, why yes, it’s Cracker Jacks!
Or maybe Oreos will satisfy me?
Do you dig me?
Jonesing for some snacks
Wanting something messy that could promote tooth placque
Jonesing for a snack
Hunger inside, hunger inside, need snack, snack, snack, snack

(Jonesing for a snack, and maybe a six-pack)
Jonesing for a snack
Roaming in the stacks
Maybe I should get some Kraft Cheese & Mac?
Maybe not, it takes too long to heat
Can you feel me?
Jonesing for a snack
Candy from Mars or Brach’s
Feeling like a mess, firm decision I lack
At least it wasn’t crack
I can’t decide my snack
Can you help me?
I can’t decide my snack
Can you blame me?
I can’t decide, I can’t decide
Copyright 2014, Agrimorfee. I don't smoke it, by the way. Praise the Lord and pass the potato chips.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Peter Andersson - July 23, 2014 - Report this comment
*breaks out dictionary, looks up "jonesing" and "doobage", ponders if this qualifies as stoner metal...* ;-)
Matthias - July 23, 2014 - Report this comment
Sounds like you've got the munchies brah... Good parody and it musta been some good weed too
Abbott Skelding - August 05, 2014 - Report this comment
A lot of funny lines in here and the pacing seemed to be pretty spot on. I think it would have been funny to have the guy just fall asleep in the middle of the convenience store while on his munchie search haha. Nice work!
Max Power - August 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Quite a killer munchy.
bobpiecheese - August 12, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Coupla iffy pacing spots and I think some missing lines, but still pretty good for a parody of a song you haven't heard yet. I like to think it's being sung by Shaggy. 555!
Blaydeman - August 14, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Nice job on this one, Aggy. And a plus for using the term "Jonesing" in a title!

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