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Song Parodies -> "After All These Beers"

Original Song Title:

"After All These Years"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Silverchair

Parody Song Title:

"After All These Beers"

Parody Written by:

AussieBullDog

The Lyrics

Dreaming each night
About my treasured Esky
Starting every day
With breakfast in a can

And every meal I have
I end up eating nothing and drinking lots
Beer for lunch again
Until I'm drunk again

Pizza for tea
I'd rather have a sixpack
Push aside the plate
And open up another can
Another can

And after all these beers
I'm struggling for an appetite
And after all these beers
I'm struggling for an appetite

And every loaf of bread
Sits upon my table and gathers dust
Till it's stale again
The bread is stale again

Chicken and steak
Purchased then neglected
Haven't eaten meat
Since 1994

After all these beers
I'm struggling for an appetite
And after all these beers
I'm struggling for an appetite
An appetite

All those beers
Never hungry because
I am always drunk

All those beers

After all these beers
I'm struggling for an appetite
And after all these beers
I'm struggling for an appetite
And after all these beers
I'm struggling for an appetite
An appetite

All those beers
Never hungry because
I am always drunk
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Hayley - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
You rock so much ABD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks heaps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AussieBullDog - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Forgot to add - this parody is dedicated to Hayley. :)
Troy - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha, that was a bloody good one!!! Haven't heard the song but all 5s regardless mate!!! This fellow must be a real yobbo!!!
Hnin Pwint - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha Ha! Great Job! 5's for u..:D

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