Ready to go, it's Straight Outta Lynwood
It's Straight Outta Lynwood... how would?
Ready to go, it's Straight Outta Lynwood
It's Straight Outta Lynwood for good

There's White & Nerdy as well
As American Idiot
And don't forget Don't Download This Song
And Close But No Cigar

Any song can be enhanced with better sound
Possibly one of Weird Al's best albums around

What do you know 'bout Straight Outta Lynwood?
It's Straight Outta Lynwood... how could?
what do you know 'bout Straight Outta Lynwood?
It's Straight Outta Lynwood for good

I haven't changed my underwear for when else? 27 days!
I haven't changed my underwear for when else? 27 days!

Ready to go, it's Straight Outta Lynwood
It's Straight Outta Lynwood for good

Virus Alert and Pancreas
And Confessions... what else? Part three, part three
Do I Creep You Out is fine, and don't forget
The song Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Trapped In The Drive-Thru)

Ready to go, it's Straight Outta Lynwood
It's Straight Outta Lynwood for good

Well, I'll Sue Ya, I've heard that song
I've also heard the song of weasel stomping
So what else was in this album came from Weird Al?
It must be Polkarama (must be Polkarama)
Now play Polkarama (push play, Polkarama)

[song taking a break, playing clip from Weird Al's Polkarama song]
Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger
But she ain't messin' with no broke broke
Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger
But she ain't messin' with no broke broke

[return to song]
That song's just ticking me off
Becuase of "shave and a haircut"
Since the Gold Digger part will make me wheeze and cough
And spill out all my guts

Once I've heard that Gold Digger
Part of Polkarama
I can't stand that, will it lead to
Shave-and-a-haircut-a-rama?
["shave and a haircut, two bits" wrapping up the song]