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Song Parodies -> "I Drink Lots of Rockstar"

Original Song Title:

"Party Like A Rockstar"

Original Performer:

Shop Boyz

Parody Song Title:

"I Drink Lots of Rockstar"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

My ode to energy drinks...
Y-y-yeah, y-y-yeah, y-y-yeah, y-y-yeah
T-t-totally dude!!!!
Do not give me pop
I only drink Rockstar
Please don’t give me pop
Only give me Rockstar
Just don’t give me pop
I’ll only take Rockstar
I only drink Rockstar
T-t-t-totally dude!!!!

I'm on a energy drink mission
But I only drink that Rockstar
I got thirty cases of that stuff inside my car
You know I go where those cans go
Only if I got the dough
I go running, but my pants
Trip me up, cause I wear them low

I throw on my shoes
And I go out to the corner store
Man just you give me some of that good Rockstar
Just give me some more
When cold, cools me off man…
Energy, I get lots man...
I only drink that Rockstar

[Chorus x2]

Only drink that Rockstar
Drink it like all day and all night
The buzz goes far
Whoop, whoop
Got can in my hand
On my mind, just let me taste it
Holding that can man

(Yea) you know me
I’d drink this over that champagne
I drink Rockstar
Yeah, it’s always on my brain
Is that lame? Oh no…
The energy takes you real far
I wish it’d rain, but not water, only Rockstar

[Chorus x2]

When I die, just fill the tomb
With Rockstar, just go let it pour
I got so much energy
This stuff won’t let me snore
The cans should come with warning markers
To show the energy
I drank the thirty cases
Now I’m really, really hyper, see?

I’m nervous cause I can not sleep
I can’t sleep, think I’ll panic
On a scale from one to ten
Numbers gigantic
No, can’t take no more guys
Don’t know what to do
Just please stop my years subscription
Help me out dude!!

[Chorus x2]

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BOB - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
THE TOPIC IS KINDA ...? Energy drinks? =[ sorry

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