We are a ferry crew
We like to have a good time
We drink to celebrate
This evening's soccer match

Down at the football pub
We hung out for the night
Got phone call from our boss
He wanted us to drive the ferry

I'm gonna wreck up this boat
I'm gonna screw up this ferry ride
Because I'm saying that
I don't care about rules
We're gonna turn left instead of right
I'm gonna wreck up this boat

This is a shitty job
So it's time we had some fun
We nearly crash at shore
But then it turns out alright
Passengers are asking us
just what the hell is going on
Maybe something's wrong with us
That makes us act the way we do
You ask me - ain't got a clue

I'm gonna wreck up this boat
I'm gonna screw up this ferry ride
Because I'm saying that
I don't care about rules
We're gonna turn left instead of right
I'm gonna wreck up this boat

While I'm still high

I'm gonna wreck up this boat

Hey, it ain't no lie

I've lost my self control
I'm feeling groggy now
This might not be real smart, but baby
That's rock'n'roll to me
Passengers are asking us
just what the hell is going on
Maybe something's wrong with us
That makes us act the way we do
You ask me - ain't got a clue

I'm gonna wreck up this boat
I'm gonna screw up this ferry ride
Because I'm saying that
I don't care about rules
We're gonna turn left instead of right
I'm gonna wreck up this boat


I'm gonna wreck up this boat
I've got my Heinecken here so I can rock on