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Song Parodies -> "That 'Near Dark' is the Creepiest"

Original Song Title:

"The First Cut is the Deepest"

Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"That 'Near Dark' is the Creepiest"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

I would have given "Underworld" five stars
But there's one film that is better by far
And the character Mae was quite hot
And sympathetic, 'spite biting some men
Maybe I'll try to watch more films but I know

That "Near Dark" is the creepiest
Vampire show
"Near Dark" is the creepiest
And when it comes to being gory, it's first
But it comes to being dull, it's worst

Shame that most of the vampires fried
Guess it makes up for their victims who died
But I'm sure gonna have to think twice
Before giving vampire hitchhikers rides
Maybe I'll watch more vampire flicks but I know

That "Near Dark" is the greatest
Vampire show
"Near Dark" is the greatest
For when it comes to being scary, it's first
But when it comes to being tame, it's worst

That "Near Dark" is the creepiest, baby it's great
That "Near Dark" is the creepiest, die to watch it again

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Stephen Harrington - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
545, never seen "Near Dark", but this is a fairly good parody, the pacing is alittle cramp in some spots, though.
Yoidy - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I've seen Near Dark. It was a good movie, and I plan to see it again some time. 5s.

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