Song Parodies -> "Not Votin' for John (Kerry)"

Original Song Title:

"Soak up the Sun"

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"Not Votin' for John (Kerry)"

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The Lyrics

He's like a communist
Tells people he's a hero
I can't afford his tax
So I'm stuck here choosing Dub-ya

His medals aren't truthful
His words mean diddly-squat
If that is what you want
You'd better pray to God

I'm not votin' for John
Gonna tell everyone to wisen up
Gonna tell them that he's
Found Bush is to blame
For everything that's lame, he wears me out.

I'm not votin' for John
I'm not votin' for John

They just keep addin' Jobs
But it's not near enough
To find the thing it takes
To just make Kerry shut up

Every time I look around
He's flippin' floppin' all over town
think that something's wrong, don't you?
Think he's just a stupid fool
Voting Dem is crazy too!

I'm not votin' for John
Gonna tell everyone to wisen up
Gonna tell them that he's
Found Bush is to blame
For everything that's lame, he wears me out.

I'm not votin' for John
Gonna tell everyone to wisen up
Gonna tell them that he's
Found Bush is to blame
For everything that's lame, he wears me out.

He wears me out.

I'm not votin' for John
I'm votin' for Bush so we...can live on..

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M-Dawg - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

pacing was off so 355 but my dad would like this song a lot

Michael Pacholek - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

The Navy says Kerry told the truth about his service. The Air National Guard says Bush lied about his. It wasn't on a Democrat's watch that the 9/11 security failure happened. But, with you people, it's always taxes first, everything else second, right? Right? Far right. By the way, I could excuse your politics if this was funny. It's about as funny as a Zell Miller speech.

To A Lesser Extent - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Yes, but it was on a democrat's watch that funding to intelligence was cut (thanks a lot, Bill Clinton.) Plus, who cares what anyone did in Vietnam? What does that have to do with either cantidate's ability to run the country?

Mr. Tex - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Exactly, To A Lesser Extent. Who cares if Bush was AWOL? What Kerry claimed he did(which is nothing but lies)? See, I'm neither Rep or Dem. But, I will vote for Bush, because is more trustworthy than Kerry. So what if Bush is a little slow. That proves he isn't capable of lying like Kerry.

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