My friend the shady lawyer
Meets clients in his foyer
I can't afford his fee
But I'm trying to get on TV
I don't have a real job
I'm just a lazy slob
Some say I'm trailer trash
My welfare check pays for my hash

I'm gonna choke on a bun
Gonna tell everyone that bun shouldn't o' been served
Gonna tell McDonald's that I'm gonna file a law suit
It'll be a real hoot to get money I don't deserve
I'm gonna choke on a bun
I'm gonna choke on a bun

I've got a crummy friend
Who poured coffee on his rear end
So that he could sue and whatnot
McDonald's for serving coffee too hot
Everytime I go out to eat
I hope they serve undercooked meat
Maybe I'll get sick and sue
The francise for a mil or two

I'm gonna choke on a bun
Gonna tell everyone that bun shouldn't o' been served
Gonna tell McDonald's that I'm gonna file a law suit
It'll be a real hoot to get money I don't deserve
I'm gonna choke on a bun
I'm gonna choke on a bun

I'm gonna choke on a bun
Just for the cash
I'm gonna choke on a bun
It'll buy lots of hash

And when all is said and done
I'll be wanting some more fun
I'll call the Springer Show
Cause I'm really in the know
If I give it my best try
Jerry Springer will surely buy
My stupid story 'bout the food
And it helps that i've got a 'tude
And Jerry loves his guests to be crude

I'm gonna choke on a bun
Gonna tell everyone that bun shouldn't o' been served
Gonna tell McDonald's that I'm gonna file a law suit
It'll be a real hoot to get money I don't deserve
I'm gonna choke on a bun
I'm gonna choke on a bun

I'm gonna choke on a bun
I've got my lawyer on the phone
So I can file suit