(Yo man) yo
(I gotta problem) What's your problem man?
(Just look at my teeth) Oh yeah, i see
(I should be more careful as to what i eat) you should
(Do you have any ideas what i should do?) man...
(Please help me this looks bad) Let me think
(Alright)

I saw something that didn't look too bad
Right next to the chicken pot pie
Even though it was rather heavy
I thought that it was worth a try
Because of its weight
That food i really should've skipped
I really learned my lesson now
A lot of my teeth are chipped

How can you judge a food by its looks
You should know that place doesn't have good cooks
I doubt that most of them know how to read books
You gotta test something out before you start chewing
Or at least take a little bite before you bite hard
That would've stopped your teeth from getting badly marred
And next time you decide to get heavy food
You had better be on your guard

I don't know what it was made of
(It wasn't meat)
But it is something I'm afraid of
(It wasn't meat)
It caused me pain I'll admit it
(It wasn't meat)
Before swallowing I spit it
(It wasn't meat)
I'd write that company a letter
(It wasn't meat)
Saying improve their food they'd better
(It wasn't meat)
But complaints they get so many
(It wasn't meat)
That i don't think they read any

I saw something that dodn't look too bad
Right next to the chicken pot pie
Even though it was rather heavy
I thought that it was worth a try
After i bit into it
I tried to hide my pain
Bit i startled everyone there
My scream i could not contain

You can't get good food where the cooks are incompetent
So in that place no more time should be spent
So call up delivery places and have your food sent
And maybe you'll get stuff that can be broken our bent
You know you should never put in your mouth
Something that could be part of the walls of a house
Be glad that you did not choke
Because of the fact you spit it out

I don't know what it was made of
(It wasn't meat)
But it is something I'm afraid of
(It wasn't meat)
It caused me pain I'll admit it
(It wasn't meat)
Before swallowing I spit it
(It wasn't meat)
I'd write that company a letter
(It wasn't meat)
Saying improve their food they'd better
(It wasn't meat)
But complaints they get so many
(It wasn't meat)
That i don't think they read any

I saw something that didn't look too bad
Right next to the chicken pot pie
Even though it was rather heavy
I thought that it was worth a try
Because of its weight
That food i really should've skipped
I really learned my lesson now
A lot of my teeth are chipped

Gonna go to a dentist
And see what he can do
He might have to yank teeth out
And give me caps that are new
Yeah I'll go to the dentist
And see what he can do
I really doubt he can
Make it easy to chew
It was just yesterday

I saw something that didn't look too bad
Right next to the chicken pot pie
Even though it was rather heavy
I thought that it was worth a try
Because of its weight
That food i really should've skipped
I really learned my lesson now
A lot of my teeth are chipped