Yo Man
(What?)
Can we hang man?
(Errr… Not right now, Man)
I got a new Ferbie!
(That’s… That’s great dude)
On my Atari, I’ve got Pac-Man!
(So what?)
So dude wanna hang with me?
(Man…)
You got things to do?
(Dude, It’s me not you)
Alright…

People leave me, cause they think I crash-landed
From some alien spaceport
They all diss when I walk around naked
I don’t think I need my drawers

Ask for dates? Forget it
She would rather date a dumb monkey
Because I’ve got the manners of
A blood-splattered old Viking

When you go to Japan they’re begging for Godzilla
Slouch and hairy back you look like a gorilla
Thought the Huns were bad, but you’re much worse than Attila
Stuff inside your cookies was Ex-lax not Vanilla
You keep the late hours for blasting Coldplay
Sell your neighbors stuff so cheaply on eBay
Every other week go by a different name
And that’s why you are darn so annoying

Made up alien encounters
(Annoying)
I spread mustard in your loofa
(Annoying)
Repeat “She Bangs” for fifteen hours
(Annoying)
I go out dressed up like your grandma
(Annoying)
Scream the lines of Fox Moulder
(Annoying)
Switch up your roommate’s folders
(Annoying)
Add hot sauce to the clam chowder
(Annoying)
I'm even worse off when I'm sober

Friends when on a road trip and they left me stranded
At some crappy tourist store
All because I got my surname branded
On their butts, and they were sore

Gals think I’m a creeper
I’ll break in just to watch you sleep
I enjoy all beestings
From Bee Keepers I will set them free

You eat way too much food and then skip out on the checks
You make fun of fat guys who own a Bowflex
Send your sister’s cat to Guam using Fedex
At the office you link sites of donkeys having sex
Everyone you meet soon wants to go and kick your ass
Little school children to preachers at your mass
You never see them, Their evil glares
When at a funeral you always seem to go laugh

When you caught me huffing flour
(Annoying)
Suck down Pepsi getting hyper
(Annoying)
I go and act like Austin Powers
(Annoying)
Wearing my footies pajamas
(Annoying)
Made your tax papers smolder
(Annoying)
Through your windshield tossed boulders
(Annoying)
Sung some Fergie, but way louder
(Annoying)
So loud I even scared Rover

My only way to live is make annoyance expanded
So I’ll make my mark for sure
Picture life without me created
It surely would be a bore

No, You won’t forget when I
Had filled up your whole room with fleas
Though you said you were in despair
I’m sure I filled you up with glee

I won’t ever say I’m sorry
For clogging up your straws
You keep saying I’m annoying
For making those prank calls

On an African safari
I filled your bug spray with sauce
I swore I made you roar with laughter
Till you met tiger’s claws

Annoying…

I won’t follow things that you swear you’ve commanded
At the Opera hear me snore
That explains why I’ve never dated
Anyone but cheap blonde whores

Michael thinks he’s so “Bad”
But he’s nothing when compared to me
I shoved mice down your underwear
And I’m Shaggy from “It wasn’t me”